You really missed out there, guy...

I can't believe Ryan Reynolds married Blake Lively. 

Well, this is what you are missing out on, Ryan.  You are missing out on aaaaaaalllllll of this!

This could have been ours, Ryan.  Now who will father my Messiah-Cyborg baby?  Who else in the world could POSSIBLY have DNA perfect enough?  Look at what you have denied the world!

I just hope you're happy.

Fiction Writing 101: No Talent Necessary!

In college, I majored in Creative Writing, mainly because I thought that eating was for the weak.  In my fiction-writing courses, however, I found myself confused and upset to discover that the majority of my classmates neither read nor had the ability to write a coherent story if it would save their life.  Most days I spent working with these people were filled with frustration.  And idiots, for which I have a low tolerance.

 

I often felt as though my instructer were the only other person in the room as full of disappointment and sorrow as I was.