You really missed out there, guy...

I can't believe Ryan Reynolds married Blake Lively. 

Well, this is what you are missing out on, Ryan.  You are missing out on aaaaaaalllllll of this!

This could have been ours, Ryan.  Now who will father my Messiah-Cyborg baby?  Who else in the world could POSSIBLY have DNA perfect enough?  Look at what you have denied the world!

I just hope you're happy.